Vladmir Putin Vladmir Putin visits an American Elementary to teach some American students for the day

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Elderly Married Couple An elderly married couple stands at the counter at the local burger joint. The man orders a deluxe burger, large fries, and a cup of decaf. The counter clerk turns to the woman and asks...

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5-year-old learning from the construction crew A young family moved into a house next to a vacant lot. One day, a construction crew turned up to start building a house on the empty lot.....

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Wanted to use a proxy father The Jones didn’t have any children and decided to use a proxy father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Jones kissed his wife and said, “I’m off, honey. The man should be here soon.”...

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Do it before it starts A man rushes home late from work, slams the door open and plops himself down on the sofa. He turns on the tv and looks at his wife “quick” he says “get me a beer and some food before it starts!”

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